enid: “I am very pissed off with you, you know. you didn’t even seem very sorry.”
tm: “I was... uh... am sorry. i said so. i even gave natalie an extra £10.”
enid: “because i asked you to.”
tm: “you didn’t.”
enid “i did.”
tm: “well, you did, but i thought of it too.”
enid: “and what about me, you didn’t give me an extra £10.”
tm: “i would have got you flowers.”
would have? what does that mean? would have if i’d been bothered? would have if i’d remembered where my wallet was? would have if i hadn’t had some important video games to play that evening? would have if i’d realised how thin the line is that separates amusing dizziness and irritating incompetence?
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It's a fine line between incompetence and being amusingly scatty. I suspect it's a little a quantum wave function. It collapses differently depending on the observer.
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Gah, almost forgiven, anonymouse.
BIG bunch of flowers need i think!
I think the man has some serious grovelling to do, forget the bunch of flowers, Enid derserves a weekend of pampering for that!
Now you're talking, beccy! and there should be a big bunch of flowers too, enid thinks. why compromise on something so important...
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